The Day I Rented a Car in Korea and Thought It Was Broken Because It Was Too Quiet
I picked up the rental car. Got in. Turned the key. Or, pressed the button. I don’t know.
Nothing happened.
No sound. No rumble. The dashboard just lit up like a phone. I sat there for 30 seconds. Thought “Great. It’s dead.”
I went back inside. Told the guy at the counter “The car doesn’t work.” He came out with me. Got in. Pressed the pedal. The car just… rolled forward. Silent. Like a ghost.
He looked at me. I looked at the floor. He said something in Korean that probably meant “You’ve never seen one of these before, have you?” I wanted to disappear into the parking lot.
I Tried to Find a Gas Station and Found a Plug Next to Cabbages Instead
The car was running low. On… something. The little battery picture on the screen was almost empty.
So I looked for a gas station. Drove around. Then I saw a car parked at a market. Next to a vegetable stall.
It had a cord. A big cord. Plugged into a box. Like a phone charger, but for a car.
A lady was selling cabbage two steps away. She didn’t even look at the car. Like this was normal. I parked next to it. Stared at the plug. Had no idea what to do with it.
I thought about asking the cabbage lady for help. Decided my pride was worth more than my battery. Drove away. With 8% left. My hands were sweating.
Everyone Was So Polite About Charging and I Felt Like a Monster
I finally found a charging place. Big. Lots of spots. All full.
I waited. And waited. Then I noticed all the cars had little papers on the dash. With phone numbers. And times. Like “Back at 3:20, call if urgent.”
One guy came out. Unplugged. Bowed to the next car. The next car bowed back.
I got my turn. Plugged in. Had no idea how long it would take. Had no paper. Had no number. Just sat in my car like a goblin, watching the percentage go up.
When I hit 80%, I panicked and unplugged even though I wasn’t full. I was scared someone was waiting and judging me. Nobody was. But I still felt like I cut in line at a funeral.
The Bus Didn’t Make Noise Either and I Missed My Stop
A few days later I gave up on the rental car. Took a bus to the mountains.
The bus was the same. Silent. It just… glided. Up a mountain road. No engine growling. Just trees going by and leaves.
It was so quiet I fell asleep. Drooled on the window. Woke up and we were past my stop. In the middle of nowhere.
The bus driver didn’t yell. Just pointed to the door and gave me a sad smile. Like “You did this to yourself.” I walked 40 minutes back. My legs still hate me.
I Saw a Map With Colors and Numbers and Understood None of It
Later I saw a map online. The whole country. Covered in colors. Red, yellow, green. Little lightning bolt icons everywhere.
There were numbers. Percentages. Charts.
I zoomed in on my city. It was red. I don’t know if red is good or bad. In games red means danger. In maps maybe it means “a lot.”
I showed it to my friend. He nodded like it made sense. Explained for 5 minutes. I understood zero words. Just nodded back and said “Wow.”
I closed the map. Decided to walk more.
Summary
I thought cars were supposed to be loud.
Here, they’re quiet. They plug in next to cabbages. They have notes on the dashboard. And the buses sneak up on you so you miss your stop.
📌 Things I Noticed
- The cars don’t make noise: I thought mine was broken. It was just judging me silently.
- Charging is social: Everyone’s polite with their little notes. I had no note. I had anxiety.
- If you’re new: Don’t assume the car is off just because it’s quiet. And don’t fall asleep on the bus. You’ll end up hiking.
This is just what happened to me. I don’t know how the batteries work. I’m not an engineer. Don’t ask me about plugs. I almost ran out of battery because I was scared of the cabbage lady.
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👉 [Previously in this series]: The Day I Saw a Farmer Plugging In His Car and Realized I’m Old
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