The Night I Walked Into a Bathhouse at 11 PM and Everyone Was Asleep


I thought it was a spa. Like, candles and quiet music.


I walked in at 11 PM. It was packed. Families. Old couples. Kids. Everyone was wearing the same baggy pajamas. And they were just… lying on the floor.


Some were watching TV. Some were eating eggs. Some were actually asleep. Snoring. On the floor. In public.


I stood there holding my towel like an idiot. I whispered to my friend “are we supposed to sleep here?” She said “yeah.” I almost left. Then I saw the eggs. So I stayed.


한국 찜질방 내부, 황토방 주변에서 찜질복을 입고 쉬는 가족들과 사람들, 따뜻한 분위기

They Gave Me Pajamas and Sent Me Into a Hot Cave


At the counter they handed me these clothes. Like hospital scrubs but softer. And a key.


I changed. Felt weird. Walked around. Then I saw a round room. It was hot. Like, really hot. The walls were orange. Clay, maybe?


People were just sitting in there. Or lying down. Eyes closed. Not talking. Sweating.


I sat down. Lasted 3 minutes. It felt like I was in a pizza oven. I crawled out. Drank a cold drink. Went back in. Lasted 4 minutes. Felt proud.


There was an old lady in there who didn’t move the whole time. I’m pretty sure she’s still in there.


황토방 내부, 둥근 황토벽이 주황빛으로 빛나고, 찜질복 입은 사람들이 편안하게 앉거나 누워 있는 모습

I Went for a Walk in the Woods and Did Nothing


The next day my legs hurt from the heat room. My friend said “let’s go to the forest.”


I thought we were hiking. I wore sneakers.


We didn’t hike. We walked. Slow. Really slow. No talking. Just trees. And green light. And that smell… like dirt but good.


We sat on a bench. Did nothing. For like an hour. At home, if I sit for an hour I feel guilty. Here, nobody cared.


I almost fell asleep on the bench. That would’ve been two days in a row sleeping in public. New record for me.


한국 국립공원의 이끼 낀 숲길을 천천히 걷는 등산객, 나무 사이로 스며드는 초록빛 햇살

Summary


I thought wellness meant gyms and green juice.


Here, it meant sleeping on the floor with strangers. Sitting in a hot clay room. Walking slow in the woods. Eating eggs at midnight.


📌 Things I Noticed


  • People nap in public here: On the floor. In pajamas. Nobody thinks it’s weird. I was the weird one.
  • The hot room is intense: I lasted 4 minutes. The grandma lasted forever. I lost.
  • If you’re new: Just wear the pajamas they give you. Don’t ask questions. And buy the egg. The egg is good.

This is just what happened to me. I don’t know why it works. I’m not a health expert. Don’t ask me for advice. I fell asleep in a bathhouse and burned my butt in a clay room.



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