The Day I Walked Into a Korean Pharmacy Thinking It Was a Convenience Store
I saw the green cross. Big. Bright. On every block.
I thought “Oh nice. Korea has a lot of 7-Elevens.”
I was sick. Nose running. Head pounding. I walked in.
No slushies. No triangle kimbap. Just shelves. Of boxes. And a man in a white coat staring at me.
He said something in Korean. I froze.
I looked around for the drink fridge. There was no drink fridge. Just medicine.
I realized: this is not a convenience store. This is a pharmacy. And I’m an idiot.
I Tried to Buy Medicine With English and Hand Gestures
I had a cold. I needed something.
I walked up to the counter. The guy in the white coat looked at me. “Yes?”
I panicked. I pointed at my nose. Went “sniff sniff.” Then pointed at my head. Went “ugh.”
He stared at me for 3 seconds. Then nodded. Walked to a shelf. Grabbed a box.
He came back. Said one word in English: “Morning?”
I said “Yes???” He gave me the box. I paid. I don’t know what I bought.
I took it. It worked. I still don’t know what it was. I call it “the sniff sniff medicine.” 10/10 would gesture again.
I Found Out Pharmacies Close at 9PM the Hard Way
It was 10:30 PM. My throat felt like sandpaper.
I walked to the pharmacy. The green cross was off. Doors locked.
I rattled the handle like a zombie. Nothing.
I walked to the next one. Closed. Next one. Closed.
I stood on the street at night, sick, staring at 3 dark pharmacies. I felt betrayed by the green crosses.
I went home. Drank hot water. Suffered.
Next day I learned they’re not 24 hours. Unless they say “24” on them. Which most don’t.
Now I get sick before 9 PM. Like a professional.
Summary
I thought the green cross meant “convenience store.”
Turns out it means “pharmacy.” And the guy in the white coat is not a cashier. And they
close at night. And you can buy medicine by going sniff sniff.
📌 Things I Noticed
- The green cross is not 7-Eleven: I know this now. Took me a while.
- Hand gestures work: You don’t need Korean. Just point at your body part and make a sad noise.
- If you’re new: Don’t get sick after 9 PM. The green crosses turn off and abandon you.
This is just what happened to me. I don’t know how pharmacies work. I’m not a doctor.
Don’t ask me for medicine advice. I once bought cold medicine by sniffing at a pharmacist.
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👉 [Next in this series]: The Day I Sat Down for Lunch and There Were 10 Plates and I Panicked
👉 [Previously in this series]: The Day I Had a Fever and Walked Into a Korean Clinic and Panicked
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