The Day I Ordered One Meal and Got 8 Side Dishes and Panicked
I moved to Seoul. Hungry. Went to a restaurant.
Saw “lunch set” on the menu. 9,000 won. Cheap. Ordered it.
The lady brought rice. And soup. I thought “Okay. Meal.”
Then she came back. With a plate. Then another plate. Then another.
By plate 5 I started sweating. By plate 8 I wanted to cry.
It was just me. One guy. One bowl of rice. And 8 tiny plates surrounding me like I was a king.
I ate one bite of each. I was full. The rice was still 80% there.
I paid. Left. Felt like I failed at eating. The rice judged me.
I Tried to Eat the Red Stuff and My Mouth Caught Fire
Every meal. Every single meal. There’s red stuff.
Kimchi, I learned later. It’s on the table. Always. Like salt. But angry.
First time, I took a big bite. To be polite.
My mouth said “no.” My nose said “why.” My eyes said “we’re leaving.”
I drank water. It did nothing. I drank the soup. It was also spicy. Betrayed by soup.
The old lady next to me was eating it like it was apple slices. Not a single tear.
Now I take tiny bites. Like, ant-sized. I respect the red stuff. The red stuff does not respect me.
I Got Soup With Every Meal and Didn’t Understand Why
Breakfast: soup.
Lunch: soup.
Dinner: soup.
I thought “Why is soup everywhere?”
At home, soup is for when you’re sick. Or it’s winter.
Here, it’s Tuesday. 90 degrees outside. Still soup. Hot soup.
I asked my coworker. He said “Soup is good.”
That’s it. That’s the explanation. “Good.”
So now I eat hot soup in summer. While sweating. Because it’s “good.”
I don’t question the soup anymore. The soup wins. Always.
I Ate at My Desk and Felt Like a Criminal
I was busy. Bought lunch. Brought it to my desk.
Opened it. Rice. Some meat. One sad side dish in a plastic box.
My coworker walked by. Stopped. Stared at my desk.
He said “You eat… here?”
I said “Yes?”
He looked at me like I was eating a shoe.
He said “Lunch is 12 to 1. We go down. Together.”
Next day, 12 PM. Everyone stood up. At the same time. Like a military drill.
We went downstairs. To a restaurant. Got rice. Soup. 8 side dishes.
We ate. Slowly. Talked. For 50 minutes.
I understood. Lunch is not food. Lunch is an event.
Now I don’t eat at my desk. I’m too scared. My coworkers might arrest me.
Summary
I thought Korean food was just BBQ.
Turns out it’s 8 side dishes when you order one thing. Red stuff that burns your mouth. Hot soup in summer. And you’re not allowed to eat alone at your desk.
📌 Things I Noticed
- You can’t win against the side dishes: There are too many. You will leave food. Accept it. The rice will judge you.
- The red stuff is mandatory: It’s at every meal. Make peace with it. Or keep crying. Your choice.
- If you’re new: Don’t eat at your desk. You’ll get stared at. Lunch is a group project. And there will be soup. Always soup.
This is just what happened to me. I don’t know why the food is like this. I’m not a chef. Don’t ask me for recipes. I once got scared of 8 tiny plates and a bowl of soup.
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